absoluteblue:

aquietrevolutionary:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

the-vashta-nerada:

it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.

john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away

the screen turns black

that’s the episode

m00dycat:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Oh my god
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

George R.R. Martin on writing women:

Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

detention:

queued~bye.

(Source: detention)

At the theater about to see Star Trek into darkness!! So beyond exited.
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mjwatson:

#HERE HAVE THE ‘MINDLESS BEAST’ JUMPING INTO THE AIR AND CLINGING TO A MOTHERFUCKING BUILDING TO SAVE THE ONLY PERSON WHO BELIEVED IN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! #help feels

For Those Confused About John Hurt.

shutupthisismymindpalace:

thefirstprospect:

“What I did was in the name of peace and sanity.”
“I know. But not in the name of the Doctor.”

Guys. It’s not 12. It’s 8.5. 11 knows who this is. It’s gotta be the Doctor who ended the time war. The disowned Doctor because he committed the acts that scarred 9 and 10 so deeply.

Also. John Hurt + Matt Smith = John Smith. 

^ THIS IS WHAT IM SAYIN.

I KNO DIS.

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
Great Intelligence: "What is your name?"
Doctor: *begs* "Please."
*tomb opens*
Me: I'm sorry what

turtle-perry1:

fuckfuentes:

tony-the-turtle:

tony-the-turtle:

SOMEONE IS BLASTING MEXICAN MUSIC OUTSIDE AND IM ABOUT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE BC IM WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED 

nOW THEY’RE PLAYING FUKCING DEATHCORE OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK

are you neighbors with pierce the veil

Probably.

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

mayorbelle:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

IS THAT TEN

THAT’S NOT JUST TEN

THAT’S THE LIBRARY